Marcel Lucont, France's optimal misanthropist and lover, introduces the reader to the British personality as visible in the course of the eyes of the French. From nutrients and climate to tv and pets, he stocks his disdainful opinion on all issues British and gives recommendation on simply why the French do it lots larger. The ebook positive factors: "Dans l. a. Rue", an eye-spy parody set at the British excessive highway; "Tits of the Brits", a poem about the huge British bust vs the petite French cup; "Stolen French", a consultant to phrases the British have stolen from the French; "The British Joke", Marcel's tackle British humour; and, "The Monarchy", together with why the French removed theirs.
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Listed below are a few universal British types: THE opposite QUEEN’S protect This guy has anything to conceal. A responsible mystery possibly, a psychopath’s smile, or the vast majority of yesterday’s lunch. both approach, he's most sensible refrained from for a few overall healthiness and safeguard purposes. McBEARD This guy is nearly certainly Scottish, or trying to disguise anything tremendous badly. it really is admirable whilst a Scottish guy, not just born with a hair color that results in day-by-day near-racial abuse, yet bountiful quantities of it, makes a decision to include nature and banish any slicing implements from his lifestyles. This beard kind is mostly followed by way of eyebrows that may simply residence nests of starlings and a regular consumption of the most powerful whisky, which i suppose provides a undeniable sheen to this actual kind of beard. THE guidance WHEEL often appropriate on the other ecu guy, on a British guy whatever isn't really relatively here. I don’t understand why anything so stylish at the continent may still encounter as ‘untrustworthy’ in Britain, yet those males are top kept away from in this island. back, for purposes unknown, this guy is thrice prone to put on a cellular phone earpiece. THE FLATTENED HEDGEROW one other hair style that, for no matter what cause, appears to be like untrustworthy. it really is hugely most likely that this guy is a instructor of a few sort. whereas unfathomably well known between younger British males early within the past century, because then a definite German guy has been answerable for a quick lessen within the approval for any upper-lip hair. the whole ENGLISH This guy, in case you could make any feel of his ramblings, most likely harbours a few ‘interesting’ perspectives relating to humans of a special epidermis color, homosexuals and girls. thankfully for him his phrases are principally swallowed up via the dense hair overlaying the majority of his face, hair which additionally acts as padding should still an individual extra liberal comprehend his phrases and try and administer a punch to the face underneath it. the sunshine COATING a great selection. This guy is creating a daring assertion to the area that he has extra very important activities in existence than hack away small hairs from his face each morning, whereas nonetheless keeping a modicum of facial self-discipline. a lady can have fun with the tough textures brushing her face/neck/thighs, with no feeling she is being spring-cleaned through a feather-duster. ladies As Simone de Beauvoir stated, ‘A lady was once now not born a lady, she turns into one. ’ And certainly, British girls, like several others, will visit nice lengths to aim to accomplish this, the hair frequently being front line for this conflict opposed to nature. yet, instead of specialize in the hair on a woman’s head, which takes on a nauseating quantity of diversifications, I shall as a substitute specialize in the hair which, certainly, is extra fascinated with through guy more often than not – the ‘hair down there’. don't worry, lots of examine has been performed for this component to the e-book. in spite of the fact that, to prevent the putting of this booklet within the improper portion of the book shop (medical or pornographic), regrettably i'm really not accepted to take advantage of the unique illustrations, and so needs to in its place, with a few creative licence, transplant those reduce hairstyles pictorially onto the chins of fellows once more.